Well, Isn't it (hic) obvious?!...
Posted on 05/14/2004 5:06:12 AM PDT by The G Man
Edited on 05/26/2004 5:21:50 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
WHICH lusty local lawmaker has his own "love boat" - a yacht onto which he invites young women to ply them with liquor and try to enlist them in onboard orgies . . . WHICH A-list star has been smoking pot when she's not breast-feeding her baby? The Hollywood hippie doesn't believe she can pass on the mind-bending effects of marijuana through her mother's milk . . . WHICH starlet's deejay boyfriend got his stomach stapled to appear more svelte? Truth be told, she could stand to hit the gym herself . . . WHICH hunky TV actor is about to lose it all? He's been fighting with the show that made him famous and insiders are fuming because he doesn't take his medication to control his anger and addictive behavior - turning taping sessions into a "nightmare."
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Have at it FReepers. Any guesses?
Well, Isn't it (hic) obvious?!...
No. He's been in enough hot water lately.
I just wish Bill Clinton had run in the last mayoral eletion, then we could point to the real culprit.
hurl
hubba-hubba
I was thinking of Teddy too but the article says LOCAL lawmaker which I take to mean the NYC area.
Paging Gregory Peck. Mr. Peck please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Correct. They mean a NY politician.
Gee, wonder who it could be? :)
I dunno. I thought this was standard procedure for all democrats anyway.
Along with mandatory support for any legislation the FemiNazis want, the politicos get a free pass on sexual abuse and exploitations. Bill Clinton and Jabba the Kennedy set the tone.
What? You mean there's another one?
Sheesh!
I heard somewhere that Teddy had a liver transplant. Anyone know if that's true?
Checking back later---
Katie Couric, Katie Couric, Katie Couric, Katie Couric, and Katie Couric.
Can't be true. Any self-respecting liver would reject him.
Don't have any guesses - the possibilities are manifold.
I had a friend who owned a sailboat. He wasn't much of a sailor but did like to entertain his lady friends aboard the boat.
We were of the opinion that he'd wear out the inside of the vessel long before any repairs were needed on the exterior.
This was a guy who had one foot in the grave the night of his tainted victory over Mitt Romney. I mean, if he hasn't had Cirrohsis at least once in his lifetime, then I'm the illegitimate son of Malachy McCourt!
It reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons:
"Larry Hagman took them all. We tried to stop him, but he overpowered us."
Needs a manssiere...
Well, the Hollywood Hippie certainly would seem to be Kate Hudson. She is married to the known druggie rock singer Chris Robinson.
I don't really follow contemporary rock, though I can imagine a rocker getting together with an actress and producing some of the most stupid offspring imaginable.
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