[TexasCowboy]

"not to talk about the cattle disorder with outside parties,"

Well, I don't know whether or not outside partying can be called a "disorder", but when I lived there, many times on Saturday night I saw cows staggering out of the Santa Fe Junction so drunk they were having a hard time making it back to the corral.
Some of these were young heifers, but a lot of them were older cows who had seen their better days.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or groan......lol....ok, that was a pretty good one........