[gilliam]

Which explains why they were so interested in him when he showed up in Iraq.

His father's political affiliations probably didn't help much either.

[not2worry]

I'm totally confused! His parents are Jewish. I assume he is Jewish. He has an aunt who I would assume is Jewish married to an Arab who I would assume is Muslim.

The parents are anti-war, anti-Bush.

The son is raised in the east but goes to college in the MidWest, Oklahoma. Oklahoma was the place where Timmy McVeigh blew up the Federal Building. Nick somehow lends his email address to one of the left out hijackers.

He goes to Iraqi. The other countries he visited, I believe also contain many Muslim fanatics.

The parents immediately blame President Bush and the father confers with John Kerry.

Meanwhile in Iraq, he seems to change his appearance from the "McVeigh" look (shaved head, no beard) to either a Muslim or Jewish look (curly hair, trimmed beard).

If you made this stuff up no one would believe it. It's like a Clancy novel.

I've gotta brain cramp!

I am sure Teddy Kennedy will be able to get air time to announce that this was a Right Wing Conspiracy!



This isn't passing my smell test!