Aliens are Real (uh-huh)

Acutal Stroy of Mexican Ufo, Yahoo News Link Here <- ^ | 5-13-04 | Quandry

[Qaundry]

I guess most people have not heard the *News* in the past couple days, the Mexican Ufo thing is a *real story*. I know it sounds KrAzY but its a true story. I didn't make it up, actually just heard it today from the Yahoo News and wanted to hear what everyone thought. Sadly most were joke replies ( but given the topic, I guess that should of been a given ), although most comments very funny :). Since some-people couldn't figure out the link i posted on my original article ( and thought i made it up ) I'll post it here. Also just to clear up, im not saying 'LO ! and BEHOLD, here are them Aliens!!! . No Im Skeptical but apparently there is some actual, non civilian evidence now...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/mexico_military_ufos ->Another link on free-repub. www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1133684/posts

[TheBigB]

Time to give this screwball a ZOT! He's already posted the same crap earlier today.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Aliens are Real

Yes, and they're flooding across the border.

[Redcloak]

Aliens stole my cheese.


Hey...

Wait a minute...


I ALREADY POSTED THAT COMMENT!!!


Great... Now the flippin' aliens are messing with the space-time continuum and my cheese!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Could you tell me if zots are real?

[Darksheare]

BUT, there weren't any crop circles, cow mutilations/assaults, or any probings.
/ joke

My take is that there's experimental aircraft responsible.
There's jamming equipment that can heat up specific points in the air to attract heat seeking missiles, this will appear on IR equipment.
Disturbed air can be deteccted on radar as well.
Experimental aircraft with massively weird jammer spooks pilot.
Long shot, but with some of the odd birds out there and some of the defensive tech being fiddled with, who knows?

[cripplecreek]

I caught a segment on one of the news shows the other day about it. Evidently there are quite a few senators who are pushing for the release of some classified documentation.

Personally I'm a Saganite. the chances of aliens existing is VERY high but that they arent here now.

[The Noodle]

Pinocchio is also a "real story"

[Darksheare]

Dimensional Divergence.
Things will return to normal soon.
If not, enjoy the show.
Pass the popcorn if you have any, please.
(this promises to be a fun thread now.)

[Arrowhead1952]

Second post of this same garbage...... TROLL ALERT!!!

[<1/1,000,000th%]

We're trapped in a time-loop!!!

The only way out is to act differently than you did in the last cycle and hope it sets off out-of-phase time-space waves that will interefere with the looped time-space field.

[martin_fierro]

[avg_freeper]

One time I was at the Sedgwick County zoo. (nice zoo by the way) Any way I was wandering around the primate exhibit when I heard a strange muffled sound from behind me. Quickly I turned around and saw three rusty-brown colored primates. I knew the sound came from one of the three but I didn't know which one.

That was when it dawned on me. I was witness to a real live Unidentified Farting Orangutan.

[Gator113]

Well, with some of the issues that Mexico has presented the USA with of late, don't be surprised to later learn that those things in the sky were USA War jets! No doubt, we have Military stuff that even we don't know about yet.

[lilylangtree]

Reminds me of the scene in "Men in Black" where the large screen at MIBHQ shows many celebrities and notables are really ET's. We need to demand to see the records containing x-rays & physicals of some of these crazies in H'weirdo & in Congress.

[COEXERJ145]

Eat Fallout and Die Troll!

Shot Plumbbob Hood

Yield: 74 Kilotons (Highest Yield Atmospheric Test at the Nevada Test Site.)

[Darksheare]

Got a 'possible' on the scope.

[metesky]

Qaundry; the spelling of which poses a huge quandry...