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Crustacean cruelty? (pro-lobster activists protest inhumane giveaway)
Lowell Sun ^ | Friday, April 30, 2004 | PETER WARD

Posted on 05/13/2004 7:13:42 AM PDT by presidio9

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To: presidio9
"I feel this is extraordinarily cruel,"

Well, it's not like we're forcing the lobsters to wear women's panties on their heads or anything.

21 posted on 05/13/2004 7:44:19 AM PDT by kevao
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To: Agnes Heep
"How in the hell can a lobster be demeaned?"

I'm not sure but it is probably written in a "claws" somewhere. ;)

22 posted on 05/13/2004 7:44:38 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: slicingfoul
LOL
23 posted on 05/13/2004 7:45:36 AM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (I'll donate to the RNC after the nuclear annillation of a few Middle East countries!)
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To: Jimmy Valentine
That's funny!
24 posted on 05/13/2004 7:47:51 AM PDT by Agnes Heep (Solus cum sola non cogitabuntur orare pater noster)
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To: avg_freeper
I just choked on my soda from laughing when I read that.
25 posted on 05/13/2004 7:53:58 AM PDT by somniferum
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To: presidio9
lobsters == bugs

That doesn't mean I don't very much enjoy eating lobster, but they're big bugs.
26 posted on 05/13/2004 7:55:41 AM PDT by MineralMan (godless atheist)
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To: KellyAdmirer
"The things go crazy when they hear the music," she said. "They're realizing they are going to meet their doom."

It's probably just the vibration of the crane motor . . . but it's still hilarious!

What difference does it make to a lobster whether he's grabbed by a crane or by the Fickle Fingers of the Fishmonger? Assuming that the tasty little critter is sentient and can anticipate his imminent demise (a BIG assumption), he knows he's in trouble as soon as he is lifted out of the water by whatever means.

The heck with it. I'd like mine steamed with drawn butter and plenty of napkins, please.

27 posted on 05/13/2004 7:58:59 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother (. . . Ministrix of Venery (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
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To: presidio9
It's only 8:30 here on the West Coast, but I could dig into that lobster right now. Look there's drawn butter, lemon, and beer! I wonder how much that lobster weighs??
28 posted on 05/13/2004 8:34:53 AM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys)
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To: kevao; avg_freeper
Lol! Let's stack them in a pyramid...preferably on a big platter!
29 posted on 05/13/2004 8:38:55 AM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys)
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To: TheSpottedOwl
I think it said it was 11 pounds. I once consumed a 5 pound lobster.
30 posted on 05/13/2004 8:48:24 AM PDT by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: presidio9
Lobster Zone's inventor, J. R. Fishman

You can't make this stuff up.

31 posted on 05/13/2004 8:52:25 AM PDT by tnlibertarian
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To: presidio9
5lbs of lobster. You are a very lucky person :-)
32 posted on 05/13/2004 9:02:01 AM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys)
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To: Agnes Heep
How in the hell can a lobster be demeaned?

I dunno, maybe stack them in a pyramid and put little panties on their heads?

33 posted on 05/13/2004 9:05:50 AM PDT by Sender (<a href="http://www.democrats.org/">Miserable Failure</a>)
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To: presidio9
"The things go crazy when they hear the music," she said. "They're realizing they are going to meet their doom."


It's a freaking Lobster!!! They don't realize anything. They are only slightly smarter than a lib.

34 posted on 05/13/2004 9:10:12 AM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: Sender
Wow, so many great minds think alike.
35 posted on 05/13/2004 9:10:18 AM PDT by Sender (<a href="http://www.democrats.org/">Miserable Failure</a>)
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To: presidio9
Back in 1998, a Denver restaurateur received death threats because he released a one-clawed lobster into Boston Harbor, but didn't manage to get the rubber band off the claw. It ought to surprise me that somebody would want to kill a man over a lobster, but sadly, it doesn't.

http://www.cnn.com/EARTH/9802/05/lobster.ap/
36 posted on 05/13/2004 9:59:24 AM PDT by Bagzilla
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To: Phantom Lord
D'em bugs sure taste good! :-)

"Matter of fact, when we catch cod or bluefish, nine times out of 10 we find lobsters in their belly."

I would doubt that those are lobsters in the bluefish, they are probably mantis shrimp.

37 posted on 05/13/2004 10:07:10 AM PDT by StriperSniper (Welcome home Thomas Hamill !!!)
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To: presidio9
The envirowackos should take the lobsters to the forest and set them free.
38 posted on 05/13/2004 10:22:35 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (Vote!)
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To: presidio9
Well hello to you all. I wanted to say thanks for all your support. I am the owner of "The Lobster Zone" machine that you all are talking about. Quite funny don't you think? If you have any questions I would love to talk.
www.thelobsterzone.com
39 posted on 05/30/2004 5:01:19 PM PDT by lobstergirl (THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPOT!!!!!)
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To: presidio9
Gollub also recalled a 1981 Supreme Judicial Court case, Knox v. MSPCA, in which the state's highest court ruled that goldfish are protected under animal-cruelty laws.

Why am I not surprised the Mass Supreme court ruled that goldfish are legally protected under animal cruelty laws?

An even better question is why did they take the case?

40 posted on 05/30/2004 5:08:03 PM PDT by Fzob (Why does this tag line keep showing up?)
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