[Enterprise]

"Last week, John S. Carroll, editor of the Los Angeles Times, delivered a lecture during "Ethics Week" of the Society of Professional Journalists. The speaker has not yet been announced for "Abstinence Week" of the Society of Professional Whores."

POW! First sentence, right between the eyes. Loveherloveherloveherloveher!

[Redbob]

Ummmm, second sentence, actually.