The end is UPON us! Repent, and turn to nature's love, before it is too late! After all, Canada is spared the worst of the upcoming natural disasters because it's a good country that wants to put the Kyoto Accord into effect. If only America were so morally pure as Canada, that we too could intend to put Kyoto into effect but not actually do so, maybe our country would not be ravaged by tornadoes and whatnot.
I think Bush WANTS America to be destroyed in the upcoming environmental catastrophe. It's part of his crazy Christian worldview. He wants to see the end of the world.
Well, I'm with Al Gore! We have to stand up against Bush and his plan to bring about a fossil fuel-fueled Armageddon that would turn us all into fossils! Hooray for science!
Or rather, no, I'm not being serious. Sorry.