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Sent email to CBS earlier

CBS,

Hope the ratings for your news program 60 Minutes was worth the torture and execution of this innocent contractor, because it is going to cost you. From this point forward, I will never watch ANY program on CBS ever again .. and will soon be sending emails to your main sponsors.

GOODBYE SURVIVOR !
GOODBYE CSI !
GOODBYE MISSING WITHOUT A TRACE !
GOODBYE EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND !

Since I will no longer be viewing your programming. Let me leave you with some suggestions for next years schedule.

Perhaps a SURVIVOR series featuring captured contractors being held by Muslim radicals in Iraq. Every week the hostages can select one member for beheading. I know this will mean canceling the planned SURVIVOR - Abu Ghraib, but given recent events ..it might be in good taste not to flame hatred against Americans.

MISSING WITHOUT A TRACE has many potential storylines. You could portray numerous stories investigating the 100,000 or so dead people butchered under Saddam Hussein. This could even lead into a CSI episode. Once the bodies are found, they could explore how they died in those mass graves while under United Nations supervision.

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND ! Except in this episode, there is a twist. Raymond is in Iraq and Muslim fanatics want to kill him. An unknown news station (insinuate Fox News) has released torture photos during "sweeps week" and inflamed hatred against all-things American (Be sure to omit all references to ongoing internal investigation by the military as this might make audience question why photos are being released to public .. especially during time of war). Raymond is then captured .. tortured .. and executed in a grisly death that forces his young twin sons to vow revenge against the men responsible - George Bush and Donald Rumsfield.

Of course all of this could be forgotten if the head of CBS would give a public apology to Nick Berg and any future soldiers / contractors killed due to your broadcasts. CBS should also make a sizable donation to the grieving families - at least match what Saddam used to give to the families of suicide bombers.