Well, I'd like to take this moment to thank CBS for their help in getting these poor hostages released and safely returned to their families.
I don't know how they sleep at night.
As they inhale, the mutter to themselves "everything that happens...". Then as they exhale, the mutter "is Bush's fault." Over and over. It lulls them right to sleep with the sweetest little smile on their chubby faces, and the warmest fuzzy feeling in their hearts.
20 times a minute. For three and a half years.