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To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
Somewhere tonight. In one of the many houses. Or in the multi-million dollar jet. But not in the back of the SUV:

JOHN: Yea baby. Say it!

TERESA: JFK! JFK! Yes! Yes! Yes! John F! You are John F! Jack! Jack! Jack!

JOHN: You want me Jackie? My Jacqueline? Say something French!

TERESA: It wasn't a swift boat baby! It was a PT boat! A PT boat! I'm so hot!

JOHN: That's it! Put one of my medals there! Right there!

Somewhere in the dark. Off in the corner. A fat man sits and watches "Jack and Jackie". He watches with a large bottle of scotch in his lap as he sips from a long tube that's stuck down the half empty bottle. He is mumbling about "that damn bridge, if not for that damn bridge". He leans forward into the light and spewing scotch from his mouth he says: "Er ah, er ah, Teresa, please put on the blonde wig and sing Happy Birthday Mr. President. I like it when you do that!"

Across the country, a woman watches this all on a monitor. From a hidden web cam that hs been placed in just the right spot by people she controls. She looks up from a file marked "FBI - TOP SECRET" she has been reading, throws the file on a large stack of other files, looks at the monitor and laughs.

158 posted on 05/10/2004 8:29:17 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (I'm isthisnickcool, and I approved this post!)
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To: isthisnickcool
LOL! Reads like an SNL skit.
168 posted on 05/10/2004 8:55:23 PM PDT by arasina (So there.)
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To: isthisnickcool
You should make this the basis for a documentary. It is more factual than "Bowling for Columbine."
197 posted on 05/11/2004 3:32:04 AM PDT by macrahanish #1
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