[VadeRetro]

Our Superman will want to wallow in who he is and find out why he hurts.

The Ernest Hemmingway chicken/road joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To die. In the rain.

Screw that! Who will they get for Superman? Johnny Depp? Will Brad Pitt change his dress for a cape? Screw that!

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"Screw that! Who will they get for Superman? Johnny Depp? Will Brad Pitt change his dress for a cape? Screw that!"

Well, as I was alerted to not long ago, Hollywood has decided that the perfect choice to play the very British, chain smoking John Constantine (Hellblazer) is none other than... Keanu Reeves.

Don't put anything past them. Their idiocy knows no bounds.

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[Qwinn]

Oh, and I forgot to mention - John Constantine is also blond.

Thick British accent... blonde... chain smoking... doesn't Keanu Reeves just leap right out at you? I guess they figured he looks good in a trenchcoat *sigh*

This is the same crowd that put Kevin Costner in the role of Robin Hood, remember.

My guess, given their ridiculous casting calls? The next Superman will be played by Ashton Kuchter (Kelso from That 70's Show) (lol)

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