[kinghorse]

Heads on pikes would have removed any pretense. Instead we get men in women's panties.

The whole thing is a shocking example of what happens when a government forbids torture. What are these MP's going to do to get compliance? Time out? Oh my, next thing you know the Iraqi prisons will be in worst shape than a typical American public middle school.

PC killed the Radio Star.

With apologies to the Buggles.

[motzman]

INTERROGATOR: We know that you took part in the ambush that killed three Americans and wounded ten others. Tell us the names of the rest of your group, and we'll go easy on you.

TERROR SUSPECT: No. I say nothing to you. Nothing will make me talk.

INTERROGATOR: If you don't talk, we'll take away your bedding so you'll have to sleep on the floor.

TERROR SUSPECT: In my village, we don't have floors. Floor is a luxury. I have no problem sleeping on floor.

INTERROGATOR: If you don't talk, we will only give you hot water to drink.

TERROR SUSPECT: So what? I'm used to drinking warm urine.

INTERROGATOR: Please talk.

TERROR SUSPECT: No.

INTERROGATOR: Pretty please?

TERROR SUSPECT: No! What time is Oprah on?