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I thought that it could float
so I drove into the moat
to my dismay
it was the bay
and an Oldsmobile is not a boat.

Teddy Bare, Oh! Teddy Bare
please tell us does she stare
from a glass, or from the bay
tell us if now, or on that day
did you ever really care?

A couple of limericks I just composed for the occasion

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here's another:

He's the model of a major Democrat
Liberal, left of center, is where he's at
We call him "the swimmer"
as a bulb he couldn't be dimmer
and he drinks his booze from a vat.