But its a pyramid scheme....
There are only just so many sheep to be sheared, or birds to be plucked, before you manage to start poaching on some bigger imam's territory. Then where does all the proselyzing energy for recruiting to Islam go to for its dispersal? Damned moonbat night stalker religion anyway.
We're going to find out, sooner or later, if Abdul will pray, to a glowing crater.
The only question is how many cities we'll lose first.