[Joe Hadenuf]

I strongly disagree. Dogs are liberal, they like being dependant. Cats take orders from no one. Cats' vote should count more than dogs'.

In the last year, I've seen about 8 dead cats on the road and only one dog. If they are not smart enough stay our from under our wheels, they shouldn't be able to vote at all. But if they are given the vote, they should at least be licensed like dogs are.

[Jeff Chandler]

I ran over a cat once. I was doing about 50 and the silly kitty darted right out in front of my car. The front tire rolled over its head, and I darned near crashed the car, it jolted it so bad.

Bet that puddy tat had a terminal headache.