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To: musical_airman
Dogs should get 1/8 of a vote, and cats 1/12th.

In addition, birds should get 1/16th of a vote, rabbits 1/20th and snail darters 1/32nd of a vote. Subject to Senate approval, of course.

5 posted on 05/08/2004 11:15:05 PM PDT by Nonstatist
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To: Nonstatist
Dogs should get 1/8 of a vote, and cats 1/12th.

In addition, birds should get 1/16th of a vote, rabbits 1/20th and snail darters 1/32nd of a vote. Subject to Senate approval, of course.

What percent of a vote would dead people get under your scheme? Whoops... Dims already make sure they vote early, often, and Democrat.

10 posted on 05/08/2004 11:19:05 PM PDT by GAGOPSWEEPTOVICTORY
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To: Nonstatist
California cannot even correctly count regular votes. How are they going to keep track of how old everyone is, to figure out how much the vote should count for? This idea is stupid for a whole bunch of reasons.
21 posted on 05/08/2004 11:29:56 PM PDT by Flash Bazbeaux ("I'll have the moo goo gai pan without the pan, and some pans.")
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To: Nonstatist
Dogs should get 1/8 of a vote, and cats 1/12th.

I strongly disagree. Dogs are liberal, they like being dependant. Cats take orders from no one. Cats' vote should count more than dogs'.

25 posted on 05/08/2004 11:32:41 PM PDT by Salman (Mickey Akbar)
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To: Nonstatist
Dogs should get 1/8 of a vote, and cats 1/12th. In addition, birds should get 1/16th of a vote, rabbits 1/20th and snail darters 1/32nd of a vote. Subject to Senate approval, of course.

Of course, RATS should never get to vote.

61 posted on 05/09/2004 1:23:24 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: Nonstatist
Dogs should get 1/8 of a vote, and cats 1/12th.

Yeah but mountain lions and sea lions should get 2 votes each as endangered species.

This idea has great potential to redress former injustice. Just think, 3 votes for each Indian, 2 for each black instead of reparations. Mexicans legal or illegal 2.5 for stealing California from Mexico after they stole it from the Indians. Chinese 1.5 for past discrimination. the mind boggles. They could have a computer program where you input your vital statistics and it calculates your vote based on age, gender, nationality, race, sexual orientation, income, education, ethnicity and disability. Just think the ideal demographic could be a black/ Indian, Hispanic surnamed, transgendered lesbian unemployed high school drop out confined to a wheel chair. What a Country....
90 posted on 05/09/2004 5:44:20 AM PDT by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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To: Nonstatist
Illegal aliens should get 2 votes.
122 posted on 05/09/2004 12:15:11 PM PDT by ShandaLear (Vote Quagmire...Vote Kerry!!!)
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To: Nonstatist
You forgot ameoba's they get 1,000,000th each
134 posted on 05/09/2004 12:41:49 PM PDT by ChefKeith (NASCAR...everything else is just a game!)
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