Remember, Ms. Alamo...the Right is here to stay!!
We'll fight DemRATS fer Power...the Righteous, we don't play!!
We'll fight to FRee Iraq...Left's Terror Horse we'll stalk!!
John Kerry, hear the news...yer slaughter's in the stars!!
We'll rise up 'gainst Left's "stars"...
And sing y'all some LibertySongs!!
Let's send DemLibs on a ship...
We'll provide reefer for the trip...
MUD said, "We're olde, but we're Good!!"
Like any good Conservative would...
Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
Right's gotta take a stand...'gainst Bubba from DixieLand!!
I wanna git Slick good...take Bill down with his goons!!
Right needs to Git Slick Good!!
Fed'ral Prison would be good!!
I sing, "Destroy the Libs!!"
We'll reward Leftists when they switch...
MUD said, "We're olde, but we're good!!"
Like any ol' Conservative would.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
Mudboy Slim (5/8/04)