[VadeRetro]

Gee, Grandma! What big hands you have!

Your name used to be Jonathan, and you were a male professor until about six years ago.

When you first come out as a transgendered person, you spend your first year in absolute euphoria. Then reality sets in, and you have to make a life and deal with the stigma.

[PatrickHenry]

Are you a Republican?

Not a chance.

Hee hee.