[MARTIAL MONK]

Once, back in my wilder days, I was riding around with a bunch of yahoos in rural Texas. We stopped at a convenience store for more liquid refreshments, not knowing that the store had been robbed minutes before.

It was pitch black out so one old cowboy wandered out into the lot behind the store to drain his lizard. Suddenly there were six cop cars surrounding him with six searchlights illuminating his activities and six cops with shotguns across the hood. He was left standing there with his hands in the air and his pride dangling in the breeze.

There was absolute silence while both sides tried to figure out just what the heck was going on. Suddenly there was a plaintive drawl that you could hear for blocks, "Gaaawwd, you folks take pissin' SERIOUS!

[maxwell]

Once, back in my wilder days, I was riding around with a bunch of yahoos in rural Texas. We stopped at a convenience store for more liquid refreshments, not knowing that the store had been robbed minutes before.

It was pitch black out so one old cowboy wandered out into the lot behind the store to drain his lizard. Suddenly there were six cop cars surrounding him with six searchlights illuminating his activities and six cops with shotguns across the hood. He was left standing there with his hands in the air and his pride dangling in the breeze.

There was absolute silence while both sides tried to figure out just what the heck was going on. Suddenly there was a plaintive drawl that you could hear for blocks, "Gaaawwd, you folks take pissin' SERIOUS!

ROTFLMFAO!