[B4Ranch]

This story sounds like a good reason to pee in a beer bottle.

[Travis McGee]

Did you see that in "Dumb and Dumber?"

[B4Ranch]

I could tell about a time about a cop and a bottle that didn't have beer in it. He had just poured it out and some splashed on his trousers when the wiseass driver said "Officer, you need to smell the bottle and verify it's alcohol content."

The driver passed all field tests and volunteered to go in for urine/blood testing which the officer refused. A week later the officer even shaved off his mustache because of the harrassment he was receiving from fellow officers.