[O.C. - Old Cracker]

Michael Putz Schiavo

A CNN article from October last year says that Michael Putz Schiavo "has a girlfriend with whom he has a child". Yes, his love for his wife is lasting and true.

[mware]

A CNN article from October last year says that Michael Putz Schiavo "has a girlfriend with whom he has a child". Yes, his love for his wife is lasting and true.

They have two children now.

[T'wit]

I'm glad you revealed Michael's middle name, but I'm pretty sure it's Schmutz, not Putz. Michael Der Schmutz Schiavo. It is one of those native American spirit names. Your mother and father might name you Geronimo or something, but a little later in life, you go out and look for some wondrous sign like "Red Cloud" or "Sitting Bull." That is your spirit name.

Michael went out and fell in a pile of buffalo Schmutz. He's been Der Schmutz ever since.