I am glad I'm at work and won't be able to watch it too...but for different reasons. I can't seem to get the image out of my head that our local talk radio host conjured up this morning...Rummy naked, being interrogated by Nancy Pelosi with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
As for your TV, you just need to get one of those toy guns that shoots rubber darts, that's what I use. **Splat**, take that Teddy...right between the eyes! Great tension reliever.