In citing other examples of gravitationally-challenged politicians, you left out George W. falling off the Segway. Ineptitude knows no political affiliation.Hey, that was just product testing. The manufacturer's misleading and potentially dangerous claim was that you couldn't fall off a Segway. W disproved the claim. He should get a medal.
In fact, he probably sustained more injuries in his fall than ... oh, never mind.
We were allowed to see the picture of the President falling. So far we have not been allowed to see any pictures of Kerry falling.