[Poohbah]

061631ZMAY2004

FM FREERAD CHEYENNE MTN AFS CO
TO JIM ROBINSON
BLUELANCER
HCHUTCH
JRIEMER
MHKING
OLDSARGE

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

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SUBJ/FREERAD CYBERSPACE ALERT//
RMKS/1. TOTALITY/SKYFALL. MULTIPLE LAUNCHES DETECTED FROM DEMOCRAT UNDERGROUND, TARGETED ON FREE REPUBLIC.
2. CONFIDENCE IS HIGH RPT CONFIDENCE IS HIGH. FREERAD IS DECLARING A CYBERSPACE DEFENSE EMERGENCY AND ORDERING A FULL PACKET STOP. CYBER WARNING RED, WEAPONS FREE.
3. RECOMMEND SETTING ZOTCON ONE AND EVACUATING JIMROB ABOARD FREE REPUBLIC EMERGENCY AIRBORNE COMMAND POST.
4. COMFREEPSTRATCOM RECOMMENDS IMPLEMENTING CYBERZOT PLAN TWO ONE ZEBRA CODENAME "GRAND TOUR," TIMING OPTION ONE.
5. VALHALLA I AM COMING!
6. THE MATADOR! THE MATADOR!

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