[olde north church]

The only agenda the "Fish and Game Council" has is to increase license fees in order to provider pay raises for the upper echelon bureaucrats. They had all the credibility of a round of Kremlin applause.
It might be high time to begin in-your-face confrontation of these animal rights activists starting with hitting them with piss-filled balloons.

[ZULU]

"It might be high time to begin in-your-face confrontation of these animal rights activists starting with hitting them with piss-filled balloons."

I like that. But I'd use urine from a female black bear in heat.