[Polybius]

".....and it's every night, Doc! Sometimes, I can get up to four but that's it. Never five. Sometimes, if I'm tired, I can only do it twice and then she's really upset. And I'm not cheating with another girl. Honest! That's not normal is it? I mean, you can do it five times a night, can't you, Sir?"

I've been happily married for 15 years, but I'd be even happier if I could get hubby to buy that story. Five, huh? No, come to think of it, I'd be dead. But the mortician would never get the smile off my face.

So, BykrBayb, I said the Marine...."Of course, I can do it five times a night, but, as a Cuban American, it's in my genetic heritage. But you, on the other hand, have to realize that....." ;-)

Actually, it does not matter how many times you can theoretically do it per night. Once you marry a Democrat Californian with issues, it's only wishful thinking. :-)

[BykrBayb]

Once you marry a Democrat Californian with issues, it's only wishful thinking, that he becomes impotent.