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"I asked Hillary, 'Can you give me some suggestions about running for Senate in a state you haven't lived for in a while, or in your case, ever?' " Franken recalled, laughing heartily.

"Sure," said Hillary smiling. "First you have to find an amazingly ignorant and gullible electorate, easily dazzled by celebrity. Then you have the media fawn all over you as if you are Jesus Christ so they never, ever, ask you a challenging question. Next, get your husband's vicious smear machine to dig up and expose enough dirt on your opponent that he wants to drop out of the campaign and you call all your husband's friends to donate money to your campaign on an 'or else' basis. Think you can do that, Al?...Al?"