[motzman]

The Bill Clinton Chair of Ethics at the Middletown Community College and Pancake House

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Ah... That wonderful "Catholic" institution above the Potomac, Georgetown University already has the winner:
The Kennedy Institute of Ethics

Among the KIE's contributions to spreading ethical knowledge, they gave lip service the GU hospital's use of stem cells derived from abortions. No idea who thought of the name. Must have been one of the MKULTRA LSD test subjects.