[BlkConserv]

Comic Book Guy should get a spin-off series. Most underrated and funniest character in the Simpsons, IMO.

And now, I shall return to my duties of making dinner for my heroic comrades.

[cryptical]

Best.
Spin-off.
Ever.

[Burkeman1]

CBG: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote unquote, Ultimate Belt.

Storekeeper: I see, do you have a receipt, quote unquote, sir?

CBG: I do not have a receipt, I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical as the average Trekker has no use for a medium-sized belt.

Storekeeper: Whoa, whoa. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies.

CBG: Hey, I... Huh... Tha... Oh...

Storekeeper: Gee, I hate to let you down Casanova, but uh, no receipt, no return.

Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.

CBG: Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.

[Guillermo]

"I was once married in an online fantasy game, but she wanted to have children and that would have drained too many Power Crystals."

[job]

even over the slack jawed yocal??

Also, just rented Simpsons' hit and run for gamecube. Pretty funny, my friend.

[dead]

I'm partial to Dr. Nick, though I would watch a Comic Book Guy show every week.

[Larry Lucido]

Lionel Hutz would have been my choice (Phil Hartman, R.I.P.)

Judge: Mr. Hutz, are you aware you're not wearing any pants?
Lionel Hutz: Uh, your Honor, can I call for one of those bad trial thingys?
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Lionel Hutz: Yeah ... that's why you're the judge, and I am the law ... talkin' ... guy.