After-Action Report of DC Chapter FReep of White House Correspondents Assoc Dinner

May 2, 2004 | BillF

[Mr. Silverback]

Pippin, my wife enjoyed chatting with you, and showing you her photos of all of our loved ones in the military. Her sister is a CPO on the Truman, which is right now somewhere in the Persian Gulf. Our Son-in-law is in Somalia right now, in Mogadishu [nervous shudder]. Our grandon's dad is a Marine who fought in Iraq last year, and is probably going back in August. And our daughter is in the Army at Ft. Myer.

God Bless 'em all, and you for supporting them.

[Mr. Silverback]

”Now that’s some funky freepin’!”

[Doctor Raoul]

"you weren't in the military, so you can't criticize those [Kerry, former Senator Max Cleland] who were, even for actions they took after their military service."

Those who do not pay taxes should not be allowed to vote for who gets sent to the Congress which levies taxes.

Ops, my bad...they wouldn't stand for that those waskilly libwerals.

[Doctor Raoul]

Norah O'Donell of NBC and MSNBC walked by quickly and would not stop for photos (in fairness, she was probably running late), but acknowledged Kristinn's compliment "You look good" with a "thank you."

Big deal. I got that same compliment from Rudy Guliani.

[Doctor Raoul]

I think it $175 a head for dinner.

[Doctor Raoul]

"Why does the girl in the pink dress keep looking at the Cspan Camera?"

Having a CSPAN camera around is unnerving, just like having a dog watch you get undressed...

[Doctor Raoul]

VULCAN MIND MELD MIND READING
I can't believe the nerve of that little bastard. Trying to
make me believe it was his turn to wear the black dress when
he knows darn well that he wore it last time we went out.

[BillF]

Having a CSPAN camera around is unnerving, just like having a dog watch you get undressed...

I heard that you were dog sitting, but I'm surprised that the dog psyched you out so quickly.

I don't know what you were wearing (Queen Hillary outfit?) when Rudy G complimented you, and I hope that it won't hurt your feelings, when I say that Norah was prettier than you. Not too worry, you're funnier.

[Doctor Raoul]

VULCAN MIND MELD MIND READING
I can't believe she fell for it when I told her I was preggers
and she'd have to make an honest man out of me.

[Doctor Raoul]

I heard that you were dog sitting, but I'm surprised that the dog psyched you out so quickly.

I don't know what you were wearing (Queen Hillary outfit?) when Rudy G complimented you, and I hope that it won't hurt your feelings, when I say that Norah was prettier than you. Not too worry, you're funnier.

I was wearing the Evil Queen Hillary outfit, black robe with high gold collar, blond wig and two crowns one on top of the other up at Tuxedo Park when Rudy had his event there. After he had shaken hands and taken photos with everyone, as he's heading back to the Tahoe, he turns back, shakes my hand again and says, "You look good."

Anyway, as charming as I am, Norah was more smitten by the dog I'm sitting while the owner recovers. He was a big hit with Norah and Omar Wasow when he met them in MSNBC's parking lot I've been told.

[staytrue]

I really don't know what is wrong. Maybe, george is getting fired too. I feel kind of bad for them. There is some real distress, and I did not photoshop the images.

[bootyist-monk]

"You're Schmoopie"
"No, you're Schmoopie!"

Nice cigarette, Alexandra (Schmoopie) Wentworth. No soup for you!

/Second greatest Seinfeld episode ever

[Taxman]

Thanks for the ping, Bill. And thanks to the FReepers who took the time and made a superb effort to FReep the creeps that needed FReeping and thank the Real Americans who needed thanking Saturday.

PS Sorry I was unable to join you. The Correspondents Dinner FReep is a fun FReep!

PPS My high school 45th Reunion (reason for not Road Tripping to WDC) was a blast!

[Pippin]

LOL!

[BufordP]

... I wouldda rather rassled the li'l KREEP!!

No you wouldn't. You would've agreed with everything he said. ;-) hehe.

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL!! It's all about changing the hearts and minds, my FRiend...MUD

BTW...what's this I hear about you usedta bein' a Lib'ral DemonRAT?!

[BufordP]

...In fact is it possible to contact him?

Yes, check out his awesome website.

[bmwcyle]

Is that Phil Donahue in a blonde wig?

[BufordP]

That's back when I was young and foolish. It's like Churchill said, "If you're not a liberal at 20 you have no heart. If you're not a conservative at 40 you have no brains."

Both organs intact, thank you very much.

(I am NOT a Bush kool-aid-drinking "compassionate" conservative.)

[sauropod]

Not until he confronts his own dishonesty.