Great minds thin alike. Unless, of course your name is Joe Biden
1. I broke a long stand gentleman's agree between the two parties, when in 1992, instead of staying out of the news during the Republican Convention, I shamelessly did everything I could to steal news coverage.
2. After using the liberal media to my greatest advantage, I was elected. During my inaguartion all the sound equipment was stolen, hundreds of thousands worth.
3. Within days of taking office I set out to inflict division in the military by promoting homosexuals under a thinly-disguised program. My wife used White House miltary staff as her own personal bell-hops.
4. The people I employed all had a particular distaste for the miltary and Secret Service. We are documented to have our lovely daughter refer to these people as "pigs."
5. Whenever it suited me, I used military backdrops to make me look patriotic. Of course my staff stole things like robes and other memorabilia off that air craft carrier, he he.
6. My best lying was only begining. Hell, I had the press eating out of my hand. Like at all those White House press conferences. That same ones where guys like Dan Rather said he loved my wife and I.
7. When I really screwed up, like not providing armor to those guys in Somalia, someone else too the blame. Same was true when we toasted those people in Waco.
8. I did a great job of denying that terrorism existed, even threw people off with all that militia and Limabught stuff. Of course that broad from Oklahoma almost got an Iraq connection. But none of my buddies in the press will follow up.
9. Osama? Hell, he was a tough one. And when I wasn't thinkin about Monica, I worked harder than I ever did trying to catch him.
What, you saw those drone photos? You heard me tell an audience that I couldn't take him from those that offered to turn him over?
He, he. That wasn't me, man. It musta been Bush!