"Kerry scores a perfect 10 flipflop" CARTOON by Linda Eddy

www.iowapresidentialwatch.com ^ | 5/1/2004 | IPWGOP

[Lokibob]

So much talent, great, linda!!!!

[BlessedBeGod]

Bump!!!

[ST.LOUIE1]

Good one! He almost makes one dizzy! : )

[JDoutrider]

Your beyond just good...if I haven't already...please place me on your ping list!

[b9]

doodlelady, who?

LOL how yodelishus!

[Enduring Freedom]

Here's another for you!
(To the tune of Old MacDonald Had A Farm)

OLD JOHN KERRY

Old John Kerry had Botox, He's a Gigolo!
And on his face he had some wrinkles, He's a Gigolo!
With a poke poke here and a poke poke there
Here a poke there a poke
Everywhere a poke poke
Old John Kerry had Botox, He's a Gigolo!

[Enduring Freedom]

And yet another!

FLIP-FLOPPIN' AWAY
(To the tune of Paul Simon's "Slip-Slidin' Away")

Flip flopping a-way,
Flip flopping a-way
You know the nearer your desperation,
The more you flip flopping a-way

Whoah and I know a man, he came from Beantown
He wore his passion for his women like a horny clown
He said Teresa, I live in fear
My love for money's so overpowering,
I'm afraid that I'll have you disappear
Flip flopping a-way,
Flip flopping a-way
You know the nearer your desperation,
The more you flip flopping a-way

I know a woman, who became his wife
These are the very words she uses to describe her life
She said a good day he drives me insane
She said a bad day is when I lie in the bed
And I think of a husband that might have been
Flip flopping a-way,
Flip flopping a-way
You know the nearer your desperation,
The more you flip flopping a-way

And I know a father who had a son
He longed to tell him all the reasons for the crimes he'd done
He came a long way just to explain
He slapped his boy as he lay sleeping
Then he turned around and he headed home again

Flip flopping a-way,
Flip flopping a-way
You know the nearer your desperation,
The more you flip flopping a-way

Whoah God only knows, God makes his plan
The information's unavailable to this evil man
He's shirking his job, scamming his pay
Believes he's taking the high way,
When in fact he's flip flopping a-way

Flip flopping a-way,
Flip flopping a-way
You know the nearer your desperation,
The more you flip flopping a-way

Flip flopping a-way,
Flip flopping a-way
You know the nearer your desperation,
The more you flip flopping a-way

[Arrowhead1952]

Another master piece Linda. Keep up the good work.

[BradyLS]

Does the presumptive Democrat ever make anything clear?

Certainly. He makes it perfectly clear that he's a flip-flopper!

[IPWGOP]

"if I haven't already...please place me on your ping list!"

I've got you on the Ping List. Thanks :))

[ST.LOUIE1]

Plus post #26

LOL! Do you write these?

[Enduring Freedom]

Yes, I wrote the lyrics for these satirical songs.

I have come to believe that political satire and ridicule is the most potent weapon of all.

Ridicule's power was seen in action via the Sore-Loserman campaign which captured the hearts and minds of American voters during the 'Rats' attempted coup.

Take whatever influence the conservative intellectuals like Buckley and Will have. Multiply it by 100 when you combine the truth with devastating humor and satire like Limbaugh, Registered, Steyn.

From young to old, satire has the power to imbed deep political truths into voters' minds, sneaking past the protective gauntlet of the Liberal media.

I hope the songs help bring out the truth about Qaerry.

[ST.LOUIE1]

Yes, I wrote the lyrics for these satirical songs.

Thought so, very good!

I have come to believe that political satire and ridicule is the most potent weapon of all.
From young to old, satire has the power to imbed deep political truths into voters' minds, sneaking past the protective gauntlet of the Liberal media.

For sure - libs don't have sense enough to know the truth when they see it. That's what makes it easy to "sneak" by them. : )

I hope the songs help bring out the truth about Qaerry.

They do. Keep up the good work!