[Asclepius]

Issue a patch, and some cubicle dwelling acne-scarred dweeb who desperately needs a date develops a worm to exploit the hole the patch was meant to patch.

[devolve]

Ever wonder how many people die in emergencies in hospitals and law enforcement every time a virus or worm is set loose for some deviant's queer pleasures?

New federal statues have high punishments for hackers and web freaks.

I suggest a surviving family member or spouse will take more instant and permanent solutions in hand.

My preference is teaching them to swim in shark tank at a theme park.

One time PETA and I might agree.