Can you imagine Baghdad Bob on a trade mission? "Oh, you MUST try our wine! The fruit of our vineyards is so lush and plentiful that steel columns are required to keep the grapes from dragging the ground!"
"As you know, Iraq is the world's foremost information technology producer, and Saddamware is poised to knock Microsoft off of its perch as the world's leading software manufacturer. Saddamware is so advanced that even an illiterate Arab whose education consists solely of memorizing the Quran can solve complex quadratic equations simply by following the steps in our simple "help" window."
LOL.