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DFU SONG: American Gigolo (yep, that is RAT nominee John F'n Kerry)
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 4-2004
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 04/30/2004 12:54:47 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - AMERICAN GIGOLO
Sit down, I have a...long way to go
Just watch, I'm gonna...put on a show
Off to Nam I went...is that evident?
My wife's ketchup money I will blow
I will sleep with her...if I must
I'll say what I need to grab that big tru-ust
I will sleep with her...but I swear that I will not like it
Omigosh, what's that!...her old naval ring has mold
Omigosh, I've been grossed out...her old naval ring has mold
Mold covers the gold
I'm as good as Clinton...I'll fool 'em all
Just where he left off, I'll grab the ball
Off to Nam I went...is that now evident?
My wife's ketchup money I will blow
I will sleep with her...yes, if I mu-u-ust
'Cause I have to grab that great, great big tru-ust
I will sleep with her...I will not like it
Omigosh, what's that!...MOLD! MOLD! MOLD!
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: gigolo; kerry; ketchup; mold; sleepwithher; teresa; trust; yuk
To: All
"President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating." —Jay Leno
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posted on
05/01/2004 8:45:06 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: All
Her views on marital fidelity: "I don't think I could have coped so well" with a mate's philandering as Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.) has. "I used to say to my husband, my late husband, 'If you ever get something I'll maim you. Not kill you, just maim you.' And we'd laugh, laugh, laugh."
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posted on
05/01/2004 8:56:49 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: All
Wedding photo. He gets the key to the lockbox.
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posted on
05/02/2004 9:33:58 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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