Okay, I plink their GOLF balls into the woods. ;-)
You're killing me!!! LOL
[Lawrence of Arabia has just extinguished a match between his thumb and forefinger. William Potter surreptitiously attempts the same]
William Potter: Ooh! It damn well 'urts!
T.E. Lawrence: Certainly it hurts.
Officer:
What's the trick then?
T.E. Lawrence: The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
--Lawrence of Arabia, by way of Peter O'Toole