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Witnesses said the gun was pointed at the floor and when he released the slide, one shot fired into the top of his left thigh.

"The kids screamed and started to cry," said Vivian Farmer, who attended the presentation with her 13-year-old nephew.

I’m a really bad person, but I think the whole scene would have left me hysterically rolling on the floor. The bloody leg, the profanities, the screaming kids, the gun safety aspect.

That’s why my wife has to take my kids to “serious” events.

[RichInOC]

I know. This is one of those situations that shouldn't be funny, but is.

Upper thigh? That was dangerously close to being a real tragedy.

[ladylib]

You forgot the accompanying drug dog going beserk, biting children and teachers, pooping on the floor, kids and teachers sliding into it in their attempts to escape.

Yes, you really are a VERY bad person LOL!

[spunkets]

...hysterically rolling on the floor.

After the pain in your ears settled down!