To: HairOfTheDog
"She'll say something about how terrible her clothes look," Mr. Jorgensen explains. "I'll say, `Yes, honey, those are terrible-looking clothes,' when really she's wanting some affirmation that her clothes don't look terrible." When my wife asks "do these pants make me look fat/my butt look big/etc..." I respond, "Its not the pants."
I must have this syndrome! Get me some meds!
76 posted on
04/29/2004 12:22:50 PM PDT by
Phantom Lord
(Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain)
To: Phantom Lord
To: Phantom Lord
I respond, "Its not the pants."Oh dear.... How long have you been self-abusive? ;~D
89 posted on
04/29/2004 12:27:05 PM PDT by
HairOfTheDog
(I am HairOfTheDog and I approved this message.)
I guess every freakin social malfunction is now a syndrome. Whatever sympathy I had for such people has long since been expended. So go crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.
107 posted on
04/29/2004 12:32:48 PM PDT by
BadAndy
(Specializing in unnecessarily harsh comments.)
To: Phantom Lord
My girlfriend came into the room and said she lost 5 lbs. I said if she would turn and look at her butt, she would find it again. (She didn't find the humor, either) hehe..
307 posted on
04/29/2004 4:27:54 PM PDT by
JakeSladder
("if men are so wicked as we now see them with religion, what would they be if without it?")
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