My favorite line in this goldmine:
Imodium: "Traveler's best friend," Mr. Nicholson said.
Even with all that peanut butter, JFinK still needs Imodium? He really is full of it.
PB&J - when people are watching. The rest of the time, it's "Where's my Beluga and Cristal, dammit?!?! You just can't get good help anymore."