Geez, SoCal Pubbie, you could put those words right into the mouth of King George III.
It it were not for the English colonies in America "sending an ill-equipped army of old men, women, and children to fight for their rebellion" and to be lead by Southern commanders in 1776, we would now be Canadians.
"Let me understand this. YOU are proud your ancestors sent an ill-equipped army, old men, women, and children to fight for their rebellion? You southrens get more pathetic all the time. The beaming parents of Palestinian suicide bombers have nothing on you."
"I cannot tell a lie, Your Majesty. Yes, the Southerners are proud that thier ancestors sent an ill-equipped army, old men, women, and children to fight for their rebellion."