[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry!!"
(To be sung to Patsy Cline's "Crazy")

Kerry...yer crazy believin' yer homeboys...
John Kerry's...crazy believin' Left's "news"!!
John knew...SlickWillie's The One the RATS Wanted!!
And that someday...Slick'll beat him like yesterday's gruel!!

Kerry...why do you think yerself worthy?!
Prez'dents...must see the World via Truth!!
Ohhh...Kerry, yer drinkin' the good stuff...be BOLD, fool!!
Left's crazy fer buyin' Hanoi John's vile lyin'...
And Left's crazy to love Klintoon...ah ah ahh...

Kerry...was thinkin' that Dean's love would lift him...
John Kerry's a'lyin', but US Voters ain't buyin'...
Yes, "BEAT KERRY!!"'s the Golden Rule!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

I am now in LibertyPost's Vaunted "Biker Bar!!"

Heh heh heh...MUD

[MoJo2001]

"Kerry!!"
(To be sung to Patsy Cline's "Crazy")

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Kerry...yer crazy believin' yer homeboys...
John Kerry's...crazy believin' Left's "news"!!
John knew...SlickWillie's The One the RATS Wanted!!
And that someday...Slick'll beat him like yesterday's gruel!!

Kerry...why do you think yerself worthy?!
Prez'dents...must see the World via Truth!!
Ohhh...Kerry, yer drinkin' the good stuff...be BOLD, fool!!
Left's crazy fer buyin' Hanoi John's vile lyin'...
And Left's crazy to love Klintoon...ah ah ahh...

Kerry...was thinkin' that Dean's love would lift him...
John Kerry's a'lyin', but US Voters ain't buyin'...
Yes, "BEAT KERRY!!"'s the Golden Rule!!

Mudboy Slim
 

[nopardons]

At last...a melody/song I know. :-)