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This list is so good, it must be fattening. For example:

1.Melissa Etheridge - Bet she was just there to meet chicks.
2. Christina Aguilera - There's a shocker! I thought she was a paragon of virtue.
3. Morgan Fairchild - I don't know what to say about this one, but she looks good for a woman in her 80's. Guess those "Old Navy" checks buy a lot of silicon and botox.
4. Jennifer Aniston - When will this bag's 15 minutes be up. I haven't watched "Friends" since it was called "Seinfeld."
5. Kathy Najimy - Now I can't watch "King of the Hill" oh wait I don't watch it anyway.
6. Curtis Armstrong - So what's this guy's claim to fame? Is he related to Louie or Neil?
7. Calista Flockhart - I thought that was the microphone stand.
8. Bea Arthur - I'm still amazed she's still alive. She has to be 90.
9. Jane Fonda - This one's too easy.
10. Ed Asner - Oh Lou!
11. Bonnie Franklin - Bonnie Franklin, Bea Arthur and Ed Asner! Was this a protest or an ad for Nick at Nite?
12. Janeane Garofalo - Guess she's got the free time since her radio career isn't too demanding.
13. Pink - Who?