On the third month of our observations, a previously undocumented guntotter was seen moving towards Finkel’s group. He displayed continuously, beating his chest, sucking on lit vegetation sticks, and making pro-life noises. Bucky, a young guntotter in Finkel’s group, was the first to react. He moved straight towards the unknown guntotter, followed by Dwayne (also a young guntotter). Both Bucky and Dwayne displayed vigorously towards the intruder, showing NRA cards and NASCAR tickets. Darnell, the dominant guntotter in this group, moved towards the scene of interaction but then, as often occurs in these situations, he returned to the main group for the period of the beer drinking, leaving the hard work to the younger members of the group.
After approximately one hour, the young guntotters of Finkel’s group returned to the main group, having effectively fended off the intruder with a couple of beers and directions to Shoney’s. On the day following the interaction, our trackers were able to follow the lone guntotter and take photos. After comparing these photos with those in the archives of the Harvard Research Center, it appeared that the same lone guntotter has made previous appearances at local watering holes.Our scientists are now searching the photo and nose-print records to determine the origin of this individual.
After the above interaction, Cody, a young guntotter from Finkel’s group left the group and spent two weeks with his offspring Lyle, who he sired with Jolene, a guntottress from the Buckley City group who Cody tends to ignore, occassionally getting frustrated and grunting at. This was not too unexpected, since he had done this the previous three years. Before returning to Finkel’s group, Cody had a chance encounter with another young guntotter named Clyde. They engaged in two days of activities which included excessive beer consumption while using string and bent pieces of metal to catch fish.
However, after this encounter Cody did not return to Finkel’s group. Trackers tried to trace his movements but no sign of him was seen until the end of the month, when he was observed back in Buckley City at an outdoor feeding ritual. He interacted with the group but failed to attract any of the females and left alone…
Little Bill, Shift Engineer, walks in to the Control Room of a large Massachusetts Power plant and utters his usual greeting, "Good Afternoon You Communist Basta$ds", the Chief Steward, reading the "Drudge Report", while giving Little Bill the Finger.
Shift turn over follows, and then an important discussion of Conservative vs Libertarian politics, with the Control Room Operator complaining that because of repressive company policies on overtime he was only able to contribute $1,000 dollars to the "Bush 2004" Campaign.
Usual routine follows a discussion of Dickens and his contribution to the cult of the victim, Life in the Hub of the Universe.