[guitfiddlist]

And he was fighting Charlie when Charlie was trying to softball him.

"Charlie was waiting for me...I could smell him. But I, JOHN KERRY, saw that ambush, and sprayed that trap with all the words I could muster, until the segment was over...and a commercial came to medevac me out."

[TheFamousMister]

"Charlie was waiting for me...I could smell him. But I, JOHN KERRY, saw that ambush, and sprayed that trap with all the words I could muster, until the segment was over...and a commercial came to medevac me out."

I guess he could always say that and start by saying, "GMA reminds me of my time in Vietnam..."