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CAPTION TERESA HEINZ KERRY!
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Posted on 04/24/2004 7:27:21 AM PDT by petercooper
TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: badbreath; buyhuntsketchup; stinkymouth; teraza; teresaheinz
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#1. "Don't these photo-ops suck?"
#2. "My hubbie is thisssss small"
To: petercooper
"...And your little dog, too!"
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posted on
04/24/2004 7:32:35 AM PDT
by
punster
(q)
To: petercooper
The caption contest should be..the kid in the red shirt with the BB cap on..what's HE really thinking?
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posted on
04/24/2004 7:37:19 AM PDT
by
ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her genes.....any volunteers?)
To: petercooper
1. I'm sooo full of it I'm gonna have to let it rip.
2. So, they take a gob of makeup - this thick - out of a bucket and smear it on jf'n.
4
posted on
04/24/2004 7:38:28 AM PDT
by
GoRepGo
To: punster
Ketchup Breath Mints...even kids know they don't work.
5
posted on
04/24/2004 7:39:42 AM PDT
by
DesertDreamer
("Anger is not an agenda for the future of America."~~President George W. Bush, 2/23/2004)
To: petercooper
"Really, I thought
He would be great,
Young one.
My husband is a hero,
Everyone knows
Such a thing.
Why isn't he more popular?
I can't imagine
The thought the
He's really a dud.
I see.
The guy
Can't
Hold an audience...
.
.
.
:)
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posted on
04/24/2004 7:41:31 AM PDT
by
WinOne4TheGipper
(Rest in peace Pat Tillman- You're a great American.)
To: petercooper
The girl: "Lady, you've got bad breath"
To: All
#1 Teresa: Would you like to come and clean my house. I will pay you real well, 2 dollars a week plus all the left overs you can eat.
2# Teresa: Anyone of you kids want to pet my pet rock?
Little girl: That can't be a rock I can smell it from here you must being playing with a pet turd.
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posted on
04/24/2004 7:43:35 AM PDT
by
pepperhead
(Kennedy's floats, Mary Jo's don't!)
To: petercooper
Kid catches first whiff of a beaujolais breakfast. . . . Here the poor kid is still recovering - her sinuses are stinging.
9
posted on
04/24/2004 7:44:44 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(LESS government please, NOT more.)
To: petercooper
"How'd I get all the money? Easy! I just spread my legs for my first husband. Then he died. I got all the money. Try it when you grow up".
10
posted on
04/24/2004 7:45:11 AM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(I'm isthisnickcool, and I approved this post!)
To: petercooper
"Nurse Fuzzy-Wuzzy Woo-Hoo!"
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posted on
04/24/2004 7:45:47 AM PDT
by
irgbar-man
(Election 2004 is a theatre in the War on Terror.)
To: petercooper
"I don't feel like clapping now either, but it makes "you-know-who" feel good, so we'll all just go along with it. The hot dogs will be here soon anyway.
Now about that "Botox" stuff I was telling you about- they give him a shot with it, and it sort of puffs his skin up like this..."
To: petercooper
#1: "Oh yes. Good jobs for everyone. You can be the maid and clean toilets. The boy behind us can do the yard work, LOTS of yard work."
#2: "Carumba. I haven't smelled this much BS since my papa took me to the bull fight."
To: petercooper
This loser doesn't have a prayer against Bush.
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posted on
04/24/2004 7:49:17 AM PDT
by
ditto h
To: petercooper
TeeRAYza: Did you know my Johnny served in Vietnam?
Kid: Not this crap again.
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posted on
04/24/2004 7:49:19 AM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: ken5050
Re: the kid in the red shirt - he's thinking: "This is the last time I accept a free ticket from some bozo in a suit"
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posted on
04/24/2004 7:51:23 AM PDT
by
mean lunch lady
( "When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane"-Steven Wright)
To: mean lunch lady
Red shirt kid: "Gee, that guy over there in that SUV looks just like that guy Lurch my parents told me about."
To: petercooper
I grew tomatoe boy Kerry from an ity bity plant this small, to what he is today. A big fat tomatoe! ha ha
little girl and boy behind Theresa, "this women is Dr. Evil."
18
posted on
04/24/2004 7:58:32 AM PDT
by
FreeAtlanta
(never surrender, this is for the kids)
To: ken5050
He's thinking...."Is that kid gonna finish his hot dog?"
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posted on
04/24/2004 7:59:14 AM PDT
by
Huck
(In the Soviet Union, the Admin Moderators ruled.)
To: petercooper
"Your mother works for me, right? Tell her to be on time tomorrow; the baseboards need cleaning."
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posted on
04/24/2004 8:03:01 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Because Democrats are liars, they assume Republicans are too...)
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