"The Green Goblin"?
Okaaaaay.
Whatever comic book that came out of.
In order mock a "wound", Destro, it first needs to qualify as a "wound".
The "Three Purple Heart" guideline was not meant to apply to every cut in the skin that required a Band-Aid and Bacitracin ointment.
If that were so, every Marine at Khe Sanh would have gotten a one way ticket back to CONUS after the first three days of the siege of Khe Sanh.
Or do think attacking Kerry's war record will make Bush's lack of one less damaging an election issue?