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OFFICIAL DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM
Yahoo Message Board | 23 April 2004

Posted on 04/23/2004 8:24:49 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues including killing unborn babies & saving whales
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues & abortions -killing babies & saving whales
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: convention; dnc; program
What a hoot! Thought some might enjoy this and/or could modify it somewhat to make the schedule more efficient.
1 posted on 04/23/2004 8:24:53 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
This can't be real....

No "Spitting on Soldiers" or "Fondling of Boy Scouts"

2 posted on 04/23/2004 8:31:56 AM PDT by Onelifetogive
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To: Onelifetogive
Uh oh. So they forgot some stuff?
3 posted on 04/23/2004 8:33:26 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
What about Clinton stealing the nomination!
4 posted on 04/23/2004 8:34:50 AM PDT by Defender3
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
How about "Multi-tasking" given by Bill Clinton? Or "Re-Writing the Constitution to Suit The Liberal Agenda".
5 posted on 04/23/2004 8:44:11 AM PDT by AngieGOP
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To: Onelifetogive
This can't be real....

No "Spitting on Soldiers" or "Fondling of Boy Scouts"


The convention runs over a period of several days. This is the program for just one day...
6 posted on 04/23/2004 8:44:51 AM PDT by BlueMondaySkipper (John Kerry: Outsourcing American sovereignty)
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To: BlueMondaySkipper
it happens after Kerry takes reporters to the local Boston sporting goods store to buy a new jacquestrap and have a photo-op sailboarding.
7 posted on 04/23/2004 8:46:45 AM PDT by Steven W.
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
Don't forget time to honor Camelot.This is Boston!!!
8 posted on 04/23/2004 8:58:46 AM PDT by Mears
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