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To: Constitution Day
Damn! You beat me to it.

This story just cries out for a limerick using defenestrate, but I've got to go to work now.

13 posted on 04/23/2004 6:17:00 AM PDT by Fifth Business
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To: Fifth Business
This story just cries out for a limerick using defenestrate, but I've got to go to work now.

It does...and I don't:

There once was a teacher named Grayson.
She yearned for a disciplinary demonstration.
When a lass poorly clad,
Spake invectives so bad,
Grayson resonded with a defenestration.

39 posted on 04/23/2004 6:45:12 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,Election '04...It's going to be a bumpy ride,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø)
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To: Fifth Business
"This story just cries out for a limerick using defenestrate"

There once was a man from Nantucketstrate ....

58 posted on 04/23/2004 7:31:08 AM PDT by robertpaulsen
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To: Fifth Business
OK, I'll give it a try.

Luigi's pal just couldn't tolerate
A Finnish guy who seemed effeminate.
He'd frown and he'd say
"Dat Finn, he'sa gay!"
And Luigi said "no way, defenestrate!"

105 posted on 04/23/2004 3:06:24 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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