[Drammach]

Just got done looking through 300+ replies, and not once did anyone mention OLIVE OIL...

Peanut butter is a vegetable oil base..
To thin it or dissolve it, use a vegetable oil...

I suggest Olive Oil because it is easier to wash out than regular vegetable oil, corn oil, etc..

You've probably done "something" already, so this is probably too late..

Good Luck, and thanks for the comedy releif.. ;oP.

[Esther Ruth]

Olive oil with 12 crushed garlic gloves, rubbed onto the head and then wrap with duck tape for 12 hours. Oregeno and basil are optional. Any color duck tape will do.