[Jaysun]

Thanks for taking the time to read / respond to this.

[mupcat]

I'd jump in the car and head for the nearest beauty shop or barber. Bet they can get it out!

[madison10]

1. Goo-gone 2. Dawn dish soap 3. WD-40

All of the above work great for getting glue off of tile, too. ;)

[Arpege92]

Try a dish detergent....Dawn or something like it. I'd put a large amount on the "peanut butter hair" and let it sit for a few minutes before washing it out. If it doesn't work, try it again.

[I got the rope]

Any oil will do the trick. No...I'm not a woman, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

[dalereed]

Slap a piece of bread on each side of his face and send the "sandwitch" on his way!

[rwfromkansas]

Based on the responses....dude, I think you may need to just shave his head.

Shaved heads are cool these days anyway. And it will grow back.

[Southern62]

I asked my wife but she was laughing too hard to respond - sorry...

[PistolPaknMama]

Charcol starter fluid is the best all-around cleaner. Soak your buddy's head with it, then toss a match on it. Once the scabs heal, the hair will grow back.

[Jaysun]

Hello everyone, I don't have time for a lot of details, but here's a few highlights:

My brother in law has become comfortable enough to start joking at himself. He's made a few confessions, the most telling of which is that he called the hospital before we had discovered what he'd done. He wanted to know what they might be able to do to help him but was only given a few chuckles and told that he needed to look somewhere else for help. If that doesn't speak to how irrational he had become I don't know what does.

The guys took the time to read over this thread. All agree that the incident is 10 times more enjoyable when the FR element is added. They're going to join up and mix in with the rest of us.

We're leaving the lodge today, so we have to become adults again and say goodbye until Charlie provides me with the photographic evidence of this tragedy. On behalf of Jack, Charlie, Gooch, Reverend Billy-Ron, and Jaysun, Thanks for the advice and the laughs.
GOD BLESS

[savedbygrace]

You might try posting back again when you're sober. ;-)

[savedbygrace]

Apply liberal amounts of adult beverages internally until subject is unconscious. Then shave his head.

[Twinkie]

Dunk his head in a bowl of jelly. - No. That was
a smarty answer.
1. Remove as much of it with paper towels before you wet
it as you can.
2. Peanut butter is greasy, so you have to have something
like Dawn Dishwashing Detergent to cut it. A shower
probably won't get it, dunking it in very warm water
(not too hot you might make him have a stroke!) and
letting it soak. Rinse. Repeat.
His hair ought to be really conditioned real good when
you get finished.

[abigailsmybaby]

Dawn dish soap. We used it to clean up birds that got in the oil sumps.

[b4its2late]

Try some jelly, a couple slices of italian bread, and a hungry 10 year old and you'll be all set.

[Safetgiver]

I heard a good way to get rid of crabs which might help your pard. Shave half his head and set the other half on fire. When the critters run out of the fire, stab 'em with an ice pick!

[bk1000]

haven't read other replies, but for gum, freeze it with ice, then break it. Then there is shaving...

[madison10]

Read that one before...try again.

[madison10]

LOL Apparently it was HERE that I read it before...two years ago. :) Glad everything went well.

[Old_Mil]

I'm not a freeper female, but I have the following suggestion: <1> Apply hungry dog to head and let said dog lick head till the PB is gone.
<2> Shave head.
<3> Apply two slices of bread and jam to head and make a sandwich.

Good luck...I'm sure other creative guys will be able to lengthing this list in a suitably amusing fashion.

[Mcirrus]

lmao, try a dog maybe. Might take awhile and there's a good chance you may die of laughter.